Is what I thought happened to my blogging career before it even began. After a labor day trip with most of ATI’s posters and some of our other friends I had a banter overload and didn’t know if I could do it any more. Luckily for you, after some self exploration I realized i couldn’t rob the world of my logical insight into the ignance that people partake in on a daily basis. So, here’s my take on some things that I wanted to comment on but was too lazy to ever finish a post about:
NFL Receivers: Thank effing goodness, Michael Crabtree finally signed. As a 49er fan(we’re playoff bound, like it or not)the only thing that could make me happier would have been him siging BEFORE WEEK 5. Hey Mike, I don’t know if your agent or any of your awesome advisers told you this, but you didn’t get any more money. Holding out was definitely the right decision, idiot. Just help us win some games and earn that scrill you don’t deserve yet. Ironically on the same day, Braylon Edwards got traded to the Jets. I say ironically because I’m 9er fan and Crabtree signed and at this point I also live in Cleveland. Sorry to tell you Cleveland, but you are NOT better without Braylon. Yes Mohamed Massaquoi had a good game against the Bengals, but lets see how he does when HE’S the one getting double covered. 09 Browns you are the worst team since the 08 Lions, hell you may be worse than them.
Barack Obama won a Nobel Prize. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t pay attention to politics or to the news so I didn’t know this happened until someone put it on their facebook status. However, he put it on his facebook status because he wanted to bash Barack. Newsflash, WE ARE ONE COUNTRY. There’s no need to hate on the president, get behind him. And facebook statusses, thats a whole nother post…
Matt Holiday: You singledhandedly(well almost)put your team down 0-2 in the MLB playoffs. Your a pro, catch the ball. That picture is hilarious Props to deadspin.com
Reggie Bush: I almost have no words for you, but I’ll say this. YOU ARE REGGIE BUSH, and although your NFL career isn’t going as planned your still a good looking guy(ndnhnhnd)and have bouku bucks. There’s no reason for you to be going back to a chick with a sex tape out. Go to Vegas, Miami, LA, NYC, another country, wherever you want and just find another chick as sexy as her sans the porno. She’s bad, but is she worth it? Eh maybe
Lamar Odom: And speaking of Kardashians, Lamar….damn man, just damn. I don’t know if you realized this or not, but you didnt marry the girl above, you married this one:
Damn son, you could of at least got with the other sister. Come on bruh, your a pro athlete, there aint no reason for you to be dating the gorgonite of the Kardashian family. I don’t even want to get into the fact that that you were dating for a month, A MONTH DAWG. I mean after a month I’m just starting to feel comfortable with a girl, and your getting married? If thats not ig’nant, I don’t know what is
Rush Limbaugh: The man who got fired from ESPN for making racist comments towards Donovan McNabb and has all but come out and say he hates black people, may be trying to buy the St. Louis Rams.Yo Rush, FYI like 90% of the NFL is black. That could cause some problems
Patriots: Generic patriots winning games they shouldn’t. Whether its Leodis McKelvin fumbling or the refs calling bad roughing the passer penalties they just keep “finding” a way to win.
Jay Z and Kid Cudi: Blueprint 3 and Man on the Moon are fiyah. Nuff said
Forgetting Sarah Marshall: I watched this movie again the other day, and Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis are baddddd(find pics of Mila yourself, im too lazy).Kristin may be working with “two bee stings” but her stomach game is serious. But that’s not why I’m mentioning them, its because 1 the movie is hilarious and if you haven’t seen it you need too. And 2 its a life lesson, I love how the girl gets served because she deserves it. Women, and men, the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. Stop taking what you have for granted and enjoy it.
College Football: Everyone’s favorite to win the national championship has two losses, I guess pre season polls don’t really mean anything. Oh, and I guess Tim Tebow isn’t god
The hit was bad enough, but the way his head snapped off homeboys knee was just vicious. He shouldn’t play today, but he probably will
MTV’s Top 10 MCs: Recently MTV put out their top 10 hottest MCs list. Wow. Gucci at 6? No Eminem. Kanye or Wayne not number one? This list lost all credibilty almost as soon as it started by putting 50 cent at number 9. He was hot in 03.
Well there’s my rant, I’ll be back regularly now that I’ve got my mind right
My friends call me Logic
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