Cathy admiring Robsten, or Rob rather...
I’ve always been one of the Nonstens although I swear I never made fun of the Robstens for thinking Rob and Kristen were toghether. Then I saw the pictures of them smiling at each other and holding hands in Paris. Yeah, Paris, the city of love, I know. So I’m going to admit it now. Maybe I was wrong and they are indeed together. There you have it, I just said it. Hope you’re satisfied now, dear Robstens. But actually I wanted to write this post about something else, so here we go.
I found out that Cathy Hardwicke gave MTV an interview. In case you lived in a dark hole all that time, she’s the one who butchered directed Twilight. So during that interview she said the following:
After I cast him, I told Rob, “Don’t even think about having a romance with her. She’s under 18. You will be arrested.”
So now we finally know! This is the reason why Rob and Kristen didn’t get it on way earlier. Because Cathy Hardwicke threatened to call the cops and send Robert Pattinson to jail. Dear Robstens (only the real fanatics now, if you’re one of the normal ones, please don’t feel offended now!), after hating on us Nonstens because we didn’t want to believe the real-life fairy-tale you promoted so hard I hope you’re going to do your duty now. Aka hating on Catherine Hardi instead of us because she kept those two young actors apart from each other for so long and denied you the proof pictures all that time. Because Rob and Kristen couldn’t show up together in public. Because they were scared Cathy might see them and immediately call the police. So that’s the real reason I bet. And now, let’s have a guess why she extorted our beloved Rpattz!
Catherine Hardwicke, Cougar for life
Well, after pondering everything for about 1 millisecond I come to the following conclusion: She clearly wanted him for herself! (Yeah, who doesn’t?) Because she seems to like younger men, a lot. I found pictures proving that fact. Several. And Robert Pattinson seems to be one of her favorites. Cause on 98.7 % of all the press pics I found she’s staring totally dreamily at him. She’s trying to relive her youth. She wears the clothes of a hip twenty-something even though she’s already 54 years old. To be honest I’m not that a big fan of her, so I had to google how old she is.
A young woman's clothes and an old lady's shoes...
Well, too old for her clothes obviously (Bet she bought them together with her once BFF Nikki Reed with whom she wrote the script for “Thirteen”). Not too old for her shoes though. They look like the wedge-heel peep-toe version of orthopedic shoes for old ladies. And as if that wasn’t enough already, take a look at their color… or no, you better don’t because this might cause eye cancer (*technically false, but you know what I mean…*).
She even invented the famous “Cathy the Cougar down with the kids” red carpet pose which she loves to show to the paparazzi. Looking for a picture for your essay about cougars? Just google Catherine Hardwicke, I promise you’re going to find the perfect one! I did… well, not for a school essay because I left school quite a while ago now. But for this post at least! Why I think Catherine Hardwicke is a cougar? Um, because she is! Just look at that pic where she’s totally enjoying that young guy licking her throat… You cannot deny anything after that!
Okay, and now because I know you all want to see it so badly… Oh yes, you do. Well, at least you don’t wanna miss it, cause you’re so gonna laugh your ass off! Enjoy the “down with the kids” red carpet pose!
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Off before my eyes give in from looking at these pics for too long…
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Wow, writing this post made me really feel kind of 2nd-hand-embarrassed for Cathy Hardwicke…
Robsten? Nonsten? Blaming Cathy the Cougar right now? Imitating the “down with the kids pose”? Getting sick from watching that woman looking at Rob like that ifyouknowwhatimsayin’…? Leave a comment or send us an e-mail!
(images: google and socialite life)
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