The pooping Rhino show may be MTV's swan song as the aging network fades deeper into obscurity.
The National Reporter
Faced with its inevitable demise because of failed programming and fierce competition from other teen oriented networks, fading star MTV seems to be on its last legs with its most ambitious flop to date, The pooping Rhino show.
“I mean,..it was a Rhino,..it took a dump on the set,..and that was the whole show.” Angry MTV stock holder Wayne Stevens said after seeing the pilot.
“They brought this big Rhino into the studio and turned him around so that his rear end was facing the cameras.” Susan Dickerson said. “Then for the next fifteen minutes they just video taped his rear end as two handlers kept him from moving out-of-place. Finally he let loose with a big disgusting gush of,..well,..you know,..poop. It went all over the place and it stunk awful. And that was it, that was the show.”
Wayne Stevens shook his head in disgust.
“The producer and the director were both jumping up and down all excited and stuff. They thought that this was the greatest thing that has ever been televised. Then they asked us what we thought about the new show.”
“I told them I was going to be sick.” Susan Dickerson said. ” I left the studio after that. I am not happy about any of this. I sunk my life savings into MTV stock and this is the best idea they can come up with?”
The pooping Rhino show isn’t MTV’s only recent flop.
Last month they aired one episode of Celebrity pee.
Celebrity pee was supposed to be a candid camera type format where they would take hidden video’s of female celebrities relieving themselves in out of the ordinary locations.
The first episode featured what was allegedly a video of actress Megan Fox squatting down in the rear parking lot of MTV studios urinating in broad daylight with people walking past.
Alleged video footage of Megan Fox urinating in the rear parking lot of MTV studios
Celebrity pee was canceled during the first commercial break and replaced with a repeat episode of The Lesbian dating game.
It was later revealed that the woman urinating in the parking lot was a local prostitute that the producers of Squat and pee hired for ten dollars.
When The National Reporter contacted Miss Fox and asked her what she thought of the incident, she said that she did not see the episode and that she did not know what an MTV was.
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