John Mayer
“If you call a girl 62 times and she’s sleeping, does it read in the morning as one missed call or 62? Asking for a friend.”
John it seems you have forgotten that you are not a comedian, you’re a bad musician. I can only assume you were trying to be funny or you’re looking for a pat on the back in the form of ” You only have to call a girl once John, you or even a friend of yours would never have to call a girl 62 times”. If insecurity could take physical shape, you would make Andre the Giant look like a midget. So lose the Borat routine and substitute these failed attempts at humor with a song that wouldn’t make an ultimate fighter want to get a pedicure 12 seconds after hearing it. Seriously, “Your Body is a Wonderland” ???? You make Barry Manilow sound like death metal. Get a pair of balls you pussy!
Thursday, December 31, 2009
John Gayer
John Mayer
“If you call a girl 62 times and she’s sleeping, does it read in the morning as one missed call or 62? Asking for a friend.”
John it seems you have forgotten that you are not a comedian, you’re a bad musician. I can only assume you were trying to be funny or you’re looking for a pat on the back in the form of ” You only have to call a girl once John, you or even a friend of yours would never have to call a girl 62 times”. If insecurity could take physical shape, you would make Andre the Giant look like a midget. So lose the Borat routine and substitute these failed attempts at humor with a song that wouldn’t make an ultimate fighter want to get a pedicure 12 seconds after hearing it. Seriously, “Your Body is a Wonderland” ???? You make Barry Manilow sound like death metal. Get a pair of balls you pussy!
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